Wham! George Michael Allegedly Smashes Parked Cars

George, we think it's time to ditch the Range Rover. First the coppers nick you for sleeping behind the wheel, and now you've supposedly gone and crashed into the cars of the people of your Highgate neighborhood and then hightailed it. We'd suggest a 2CV, but we know what kind of luck Billy Joel had with one. How about a nice Reliant Robin? Doesn't that sound fun? Yeah, we think so, too.

George Michael quizzed by police [Life Style Extra]

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