The Jalopnik Morning Shift


• Meijer: A million reasons in a single store? No. A million and one. [Freep]
• Is VDub no longer interested in drivers? Well, "Safe happens." [German Car Blog]
• Jimmy Hoffa is going Japanese. We really don't think so. [Detroit News]
• Busted Ford Slogan #482: "Crash Ford First." [Seattle Times]
• We guess having 'Faith' wasn't nearly enough; maybe he should've had 'Bail?' [Irish Examiner]
• Louise Smith, first stock car racer inducted into the International Motorsports Hall of Fame died yesterday at age 89. She was Danica before Danica was cool. Totally not funny, but totally somethin' you should know. [LA Times]