The Jalopnik Morning Shift

• These are not your father's station wagons. []
• Who needs "more efficient" when we can have "bigger and faster"? [NYT]
• Gives The Fat Boys a whole new meaning. [Houston Chronicle]
• Yes, shooting at a Hell's Angel is generally considered road rage. No, we don't care if he cut you off. [Detroit News]
• Does it make sense for college students to design a marketing campaign for a car with an average age of purchase of 46? Depends on the age of the college students. [Detroit News]
• Wha!? A labor shortage in China? Don't they have like, literally a billion people or so? [NYT]
• Edmunds Inside Line wants to get to know you better...they want to know what turns you on. [Inside Line]