Because Twinkies are so Passe: The Shania Twain Defense!

Sad insight into what happens when drunken Canucks go mad — they apparently become posessed by bad country-pop stars. Ten years ago, Matt Brownlee got tanked and killed a woman and her son in a wreck that also apparently left Brownlee thinking that Shania Twain helps guide him. Busted last October for speeding and driving on a revoked license, a judge dismissed the criminal charges due to the fact that Brownlee believed Twain was helping him drive. We wonder what Mutt Lange thinks of all this? After all, he did produce Def Leppard's Hysteria. [Thanks to Damon for the tip.]

'Shania Twain' defence works in drunk driver's favour [CBC]

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