The Jalopnik Morning Shift


• Oh, if we had a billion dollars, well we'd buy these cars. [Forbes]
• We sense fear in Toyota. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to recalls. Yes, we sense much fear in Toyota...and Dennis Cuneo. [Automotive News]
• Yeah well, did you do a choose your own adventure? We think not. [Detroit News]
• "Monorail!" [The Seattle Times]
• We can totally see forgeting things in your car in your rush to make the train, monorail or not: keys, briefcase, newspaper...the baby? [KLASTV]
• Old people — Normal funny quotient: Meh dollars; Funny quotient while driving: Priceless. [Inside Bay Area]
• Oh yeah, Ice Cube's hosting AutoRox. [The411Online]