Tommy Chong, Your Car is Here: New Cars to be Built in Ganja Car Factory

Apparently, the Ganja Car Factory in Azerbaijan has signed contracts with unspecified foreign automakers to put vehicles into production. Rumor has it that they beat out the Indo Auto Works, the Kind Bud Heavy Industry Plant, the Sensimilla Assembly Facility and the Reefer Manufacturing Complex for the deal. Reportedly, the GCF offers its workers some interesting perks, like all-you-can-eat Taco Bell buffets, four half-hour nap breaks per shift and an innovative ventillation system that recycles the plant air, acronymed HOTBOX (which we can't explain because we don't speak Azerbaijani).

New cars to be constructed in Ganja Car Factory [APA]

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