We're sure the world's highway patrol officers have heard some wildly exaggerated excuses for speeding (we may have even told some ourselves). But one guy in the UK went batshit insane, telling cops he had to speed to get away from an assassination squad that had its sights set on him. C'mon, the guy said he's a former special forces commando, and he should know, right? Guilty, next case.
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