Somewhere, probably in Switzerland, some postmodernist philosopher's computer predicted this day would come. Think about it. If you dumped every single cultural cue over the past three years into a computer and ran every possible combination, the odds of Paris Hilton showing up at a Los Angeles restaurant in a Mercedes McLaren SLR would be about 97% (with Brad and Angelina a solid 100%). Now that it's happened we feel kind of nauseated.
Paris Hilton gets a Mercedes SLR [Leftlane News]