The Quantum Coupe!

Our pal Scotto is a fly boy. He hangs with Funkmaster Flex. He's like six-foot-a-million. He hoons it up on the streets of New York City. He loves him some Jawbreaker. He's an Audi nut. And he just bought hisself something we totally forgot existed: a Volkswagen Quantum Coupe. In the words of Scotto himself, "Dashers are cool. Quantum Coupes are not." As Bumbeck would say, "Dork pride!"

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