Oi! We're not sure what's worse, that 60 vintage Jaguars were destroyed in South Wales recently, or that the average value of each one was only around $29,000. Nonetheless, a group of teens broke into a warehouse there and played something called "dodgems," which we kind of get and kind of not (does that mean they had a Jag smash-up derby?). Here's to hoping at least a few were late-70s XJ6s.

1M JAGS WRECKED [Sunday Mirror (UK)]

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