Anti-Bling Laws Going into Effect in England

Last night when we strolled down to the bodega, we got chit-chatting to an artist-type who bummed a smoke off of us. While we were talking, some hip-hop type walked up to us and bummed another smoke. Not a big deal except that dude had an LED-impregnated belt-buckle that spelled out various things a-la the side of the Goodyear Blimp (which was, we shit you not, actually flying overhead at the moment) to go along with the rest of his jewelry. Our first thought was that this was an absolute violation of the rules of fashion. Our second was that he was bigger than us, so we said nothing. But had we been in Leicestershire, we totally coulda called the fuzz on his well-lit ass. Which kinda scares us.

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