People Who Talk to Their Cars, Jalopniks Who Quote SLF

"Inflammable material planted in my head/It's a suspect device that's left two thousand dead."

That has nothing to do with anything. We just really wanted to quote Stiff Little Fingers. Meanwhile, a lot of Britons talk to their cars. And sometimes cars in the UK explode. Tenuous connection? Yes. But hey, it's PresDay! It's all about being tenuous!

Half of Drivers Talk to Their Cars [Reuters]

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