Trust us, children. Nobody is as disturbed by this as we are. But on our walk back from the bodega, under a-post downpour, almost-sunset Southern California sky that wouldn't have looked out of place twenty minutes after the firing of the Castle Bravo shot, a car rolled by. A silver late-model Impala on MHT-esque dubs. Probably around 22s. And we thought to ourselves, "Y'know? That car looks pretty cool." Then we realized we must've been dosed.

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