Yikes! It's the Supposedly Non-Hoaxy Audi A1

Most people wouldn't think of a Ford Torino when gazing upon the visage of the new Audi A1, as presented by AutoBild, but your pervy autowonks at Jalopnik do, 'cuz well, our friend Josh's folks had a yellow mid-'70s Torino that they referred to as "The Lemon Sucker," and this wee Audi just looks like a shrinky-dinked, reprocessed, parts-is-parts reconsituted Torino with a fuggin' face fulla quinine. We'd be scared if it were rear-drive, but as it stands, we'd rather swat at it as if it were an irksome wee gnat.

Audi A1: The real picture!

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