New Jersey's Sith Cheese Bus Pilot of Death

Bumbeck took time out of his [Star]quest for fire and tossed us this item from the New York Daily News regarding a Staten Island bus driver who masterminded a Star Wars-themed fight club aboard his bus, complete with the posted bylaws of the Death Cheese Club, which state in part: "In a ranking of Master or above, the penalty is death or severe beating...[Heresy] will not be tolerated." Meanwhile, kids were getting beat up and having their clothes sliced up with scissors. Michael Cianci, the driver in question, lives in New Jersey with his mom. Why does this not surprise us in the least?

Meet Jabba the nut [New York Daily News]

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