Report: Chrysler to Cut Production of Crossfire

The guy on TV just said he lost five pants sizes, now Chrysler is reportedly slashing production of the slow-selling Crossfire. (I know! Five pants sizes! That's gotta be like 600 pounds!) According to German newspaper, Die, Fledermaus, Die Wilhelm Karman, the outsourcing firm that builds the crossfire, is planning to cut jobs relative to the production reduction. DaimlerChrysler denies the report, but the guy's fiance said he totally needs to buy new pants.

WHISPERS: Chrysler Crossfire Production May Be Cut by as Much as Two-Thirds [Edmunds]

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