Oh no, Britters! Like she was out in Malibu with her like icky brother Bryan in her Ferrari 360 Spider, and like omygod, Bryan blew the clutch trying to get away from the paparazzi. And like the paparazzi was all, "hang on, Britters, we'll give you a push, if we can like take all these unflattering pictures." She was all, "ok" and then, "nice going, fatso. I'm telling mom you broke the Ferrari." And he was all "shut up, loser."
Paparazzi help Britney with broken-down Ferrari [LeftLane News]
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