Oh, DC. The Xtreme Bookmobile

Aren't bookmobiles supposed to help children without ready access to a library become productive members of society? Yes? So whither the name of this one. If we weren't nauseous before, we sure are now. Although to be truly Xtreme, they should kit it out with dubs 'n' dolphins. Is Christian Lassen available? [Thanks to CTE for the tip.]

An Interim Library Is Rolling Up In 4 Areas [Washington Post]

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Abomination of the Day: Dolphins Diablo [Internal]