Damn you straight to hell, Chicken Tax! Americans are crying out for small pickup trucks! How else can you explain this Volkswagen Passat truck conversion, this Passatamino? It's a homemade masterpiece, a triumph of engineering over stupid taxation laws.

This picture was sent to Jalopnik by Chrysler's Jiyan Cadiz after he spotted it at a Home Depot parking lot in a northern Detroit suburb. It is amazing and I want it. I also thought it would make for a good Show Us challenge.

Your turn, readers. Show us the craziest pickup truck conversions out there.