Arlo Guthrie -- 'Alice's Restaurant Massacree'Travis Okulski11/28/13 8:30amFiled to: Traffic Jams252EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams. Advertisement This is a Thanksgiving tradition here in the New York Area. See, this is a song about Alice, and the restaurant. But Alice's Restaurant isn't the name of the restaurant, it's the name of the song. That's why the song is called Alice's Restaurant.You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. Advertisement This is a classic. Sit back and enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving!