The Dawning of the Age of a Car-ious: Astrologer Predicts Stronger Sales in 2006

"When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets And love will steer the stars," sang the Fifth Dimension, and according to one star-gazing analyst, might also mean strong Saturn sales will put some dealer in a new summer house. The Detroit News reports on a financial astrologer (stop snickering) who's predicting lower crude oil prices, due to cyclical changes, will lead to stronger car sales in the coming year. That should be good news for most automakers who suffered through catastrophic sales declines during this past Year of the Rooster.

Astrologer predicting higher car sales in '06 [The Detroit News]

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