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In a survey conducted by a German auto association on owner satisfaction, the boys from Zuffenhausen came out as K nig der Berg, while smart finished down in the valley, the valley so low, undoubtedly playing cribbage with paupers for bits of Chex Mix. German motorists were asked to rate their cars in various areas on scales from one to five. While VW and Land Rover scored low, guess who came in seventh? Lada! Freaking Lada! As for the Porsche guys? Well, Clarkson's got his own theory on that...

Porsche owners happiest with their cars: study [NewKerala, India]

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