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Oh man...if we had video of this, it'd be a potential "Hoon of the Day" candidate for sure. A 24 year-old Russian man saw a Nissan Primera in a paint shop. Since he noticed the keys were in the ignition, he thought it'd make for an easy swipe. What the poor, poor bastard didn't realize is that the car also needed a brake job. Predictably, the poor schnook took off down the street, realized his folly far, far, too late and smacked into a another car. Oopsy-daisy!

Man stole car with no brakes [Ananova]

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