Pass the LSD: Mitsubishi to Show One-Off Colt at Essen

We've been working on a screenplay for a film, tentatively titled "Edward Scissordoors." In it, a lonely car with scissors where its doors should be charms neighborhood housewives by carving shrunken-apple heads in the likeness of minor celebrities, inadvertently drawing the envious wrath of the women's knuckle-dragging husbands. In one scene, Edward is pinned down at a cul de sac and forced to swallow one of the apple heads (Meredith Viera) through his plenum. That's as far as we got, narrative-wise, but we figure this one-off Colt Wings Edition, created by scissor-door specialist LSD Doors, will have a good shot at the lead. Interested producers should contact our agent.

Euro Tuners: Mitsubishi's Colt Wings Edition [Edmunds]

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Mitsubishi to Show Colt Coupe-Cabriolet in Geneva; New Scissor-Door Setup for Magnum, Mustang [internal]