What the...?: Can Someone ID the Sleepy Sea Mammal

Aside from looking like an overweight Beluga that's gotten into a batch of bootleg OxyContin, we're not sure what kind of craziness this is. We're thinking it could be something that wandered onto a boat bound for Los Angeles after the 2003 Tokyo show. Help our friend Jay out and send your tips to tips@jalopnik.com.

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