And We Thought We Were Unliterate...

The first thing we do every morning is pop onto Google News and see what's up in the world of automobilia. Oftentimes we'll spend more time trolling the Goog than we do actually writing the posts, which should come as no surprise to our more astute/less persistently-vegetative readers. Apparently, this morning's top three stories featuring the search term "cars" all involve typographical errors. Ah, people more brain-dead than us. Makes us feel like we bloggers aren't at the bottom of the journalistic barrel, after all. We'd like to congratulate the educational systems of China, South Dakota, and especially Alabama for making our morning.

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