Our buddy Nick asks "Can you help in naming this wreck of a car?" to which we reply, er, we'll try our goldarndest. Our guess is a 1969 European (or Australian) Ford Capri, though we're not ruling out some kind of bashed-up Opel/Vauxhall compact. Any ideas? Send 'em to email@example.com.
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