Wacky Brits Create PetrolDirect

We should've known this was a parody as soon as we saw the BP logo lift. But alas, we're gullible like that. It was only when we checked out their list of fuels, which included lead-enriched, white diesel, red diesel, orange diesel, purple diesel and Vin Diesel (listed as a biofuel) that we knew we'd been had. You snookered us, you mischief-making rapscallions. And for that we're givin' you a goddamn write-up. Happy now?

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