Quote the Wrestleman: "Strong Bad doesn't sell out to anybody, man. No matter how monstrous their truck show may or may not be." And neither did Bob Chandler: even our Playskool toy Bigfoot was admirably torquey. Hard to believe but it's been 30 years since Bigfoot's genesis. St. Louis-based Chandler got the bug for making his F-250 4x4 badder than anyone within sight of the Gateway Arch; through him, the modern monster truck was born. Also, we get the feeling Strong Bad would give in if Chandler stopped by and plied him with a few Cold Ones.