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"Oh, I am fortune's fool!" Kenneth Branaugh is pissed, dear readers. Just as you should be. Our servers seem to have forgotten their place. Their behaviour has been atrocious — like a propmaster who thinks a "#1 Dad" coffee mug would make a fine substitute for the watering can in a production of "Twelfth Night." It would not, indeed, just as Web site should be presented as they are so appealed. Please hang in, things should be back to normal shortly.