Lindsay Lohan's Mercedes Misfortune

While other parts of the Gawker organization are better known for covering such ground, we've dabbled in things Lohan in the past, giving us at least partial justification for continuing. It was all the tabloid rage when Lohan emerged uninjured from her Mercedes-Benz SL65, earlier this week, after being hit by a stalking paparrazo whose poor driving skills wildly enhanced his heretofore unknown self-promotional skills. Unfortunately Lohan's twin-turbo, V12 roadster was left with a gash in the cheek that made the craggy mug of "Dead's" Al Swearengen look like a dew-kissed Cattleya orchid. I guess It's Schadenfriday! after all.


Lindsay Lohan uninjured in car crash
[The Superficial]