Uglier Than the Aztek: Day 3


Now this is more like it. Today we feature some truly disgusting automotive abominations. First up is the '58 Packard, nominated by Philip. Sez Phil: "Take a five-year-old Studebaker body and add on '56 Clipper taillights and a front end that has bigger lips than Brad's new girlfriend and what do you have? The ignoMinious end to one of America's finest luxury marques." Obviously, Philip also reads Defamer.
-Davey G. Johnson

Uglier Than the Aztek: Day 3


Behold! The Datsun B-210, not nearly as sexy than its older brother, the 510, the B-210 is included mainly because this ad is so freakin' hilarious. Thanks, David.

Uglier Than the Aztek: Day 3


The DAX Kamala features a space frame, a 340hp Cosworth engine, and some of the worst supercar styling ever. AKA the Platypus, this one was nominated by Ted, as was our next candidate.

Uglier Than the Aztek: Day 3


Environmentally friendly, limited range, and apparently styled after an egg from a Chernobyl-area vulture, the Corbin Sparrow is a car not even an eco-terrorist could love.

Uglier Than the Aztek: Day 3


The Eliica is a ludicrously fast, eight-wheeled electric vehicle. Unfortunately, it looks like the mutant offspring of a Citro n DS19 and a railcar. It owes thanks to Albert for the nod.

That's what we've got today. Tune in tomorrow when we get even uglier and crown what we feel is the ugly car champ. And yes, we may have been wrong. Our prospective champeen is even uglier than the Aztek.

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What's Uglier Than the Aztek? Make Your Voice Heard! [Internal]