What Would Satan Drive?

Whether you're waiting for the rapture or waiting for Venom to play Six Flags, everyone wants to know what kind of car Satan would drive. If not everyone, then at least a few car nuts on the AutoWeek forums. We're thinking the 2006 Charger SRT-8 in black isn't far off. Anyway, he'd probably wouldn't drive the Dodge Demon any more than he'd listen to Slayer's "Hell Awaits." You just know he's down there blasting Terry Jacks' 1970s ditty, "Seasons in the Sun" through asbestos headphones.

What Would Satan Drive? [AutoWeek Combustion Chamber]

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