While we at Jalopnik live for multitasking, we seldom do so so to the degree required to, say, cook dinner while commuting. We just want you to know it can be done. If you really do find the need to try this out, feel free afterward to check yourself into a facility of some kind, recalibrate the dosage of your meds or engage the services of a life coach. By the way, the second link is for entertainment purposes only.

Six-Cylinder Snapper with Basil Oil and Succotash [Food.com]

Quick Meals [A New Way to Cook]

Manifold Destiny [Amazon.com]

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