Saturn will award one lucky sweepstakes winner a 2005 Saturn RELAY, the automaker's new 7-passenger Minivan — pardon me, SPORT VAN — based on GM's old-ass Venture/Silhouette platform. (Apparently, the difference between a "Minivan" and a "sport van" is a hood.) I love how GM considers this toaster oven a redefinition of the utility genre, when it's merely an SUV grafted onto a Minivan. We're in the Frankenstein stages of the kid-carrier age, people, light your torches.

Saturn RELAY [Saturn.com]

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