Resort Builds Hummers-Only Off-Road Course

A resort in Pennsylvania with more land than golfers, apparently, built an off-roading course specifically for Hummers. This reminds me of the time when the recreation department in my hometown constructed a BMX track in a seldom-used park (probably after some councilman saw the BMX episode of "Chips"). Man, we used to rock the Redlines and Mongooses all day, at least until Johnny Dipshit cracked his head and the town closed it down. Psych!

Humming along in an off-road paradise [Auto Week]