Honda Fit Runs For Life From Gas-Guzzling 'Merican Mecha Mosquitoes

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Honda Fit Runs For Life From Gas-Guzzling ‘Merican Mecha Mosquitoes

Mechanical, car-shaped, giant mecha mosquitoes are attacking! What will the little 2009 Honda Fit do to protect itself from their fuel hungry proboscises plunging into its gas tank? Well, luckily they're stereotypical stand-ins for the stereotype of American gas guzzling whales. Luckily, these monstrosities aren't very smart, as they're passing on 9000 gallons of tanker truck fuel for the 10.6 gallons in the Fit, but hey, they're just mindless fuel pests like the stereotype of the companies that spawned them, so what do they know? [Youtube]

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